Saturday, 6 June 2009

Lessons that Bishnupriya Manipuri teachers can teach!

We must celebrate our misery! 96 months of existence with no salaries is by no means a meek achievement. Thanks to an incredible display of efficiency by our administrators!

Henryy Sinha, New Delhi

No please don’t call them a bunch of jokers. Not fair. You must understand the last eight years was a recce executed by our super efficient administrators, a preparation to survive the recession in 2009. This was meant to be case study for the welfare of global economy.

The Bishnupriya Manipuris teachers and in fact, all the teachers of the world regardless of caste, creed and sex, must thank this state administration for making them a part of this prestigious project called Misery. At last, some perks come from being soft targets!

Tell me, who would ever give such an opportunity to Bishnupriya Manipuris? Eight long years of extensive, in-depth practice of poverty, injustice and shit for a noble global cause.

Now don’t rage with anger. For God’s sake see the silver lining around this eight year old gloomy cloud. See what the administrators have given us. Experience to survive recession. Skills to survive poverty. Motivational strategies to live with zero finance for a decade. Bishnupriya Manipuri teachers are now equipped with exclusive management skills that can put an IIM or a Harvard graduate to shocking shame.
Can you freaking expect an IIM graduate to manage himself for eight long years with zero finance? No amount of sophisticated, state of the art campus training can teach him that. Now the credit for this goes to our state administrators whom you called a bunch of miserable jokers a few minutes ago. How cruel! Why just management graduates? The Bishnupriya Manipuri teachers can now conduct workshops for leading corporate houses, global financial experts, Prime Ministers with financial backgrounds, the Editor of the Wall Street Journal to give in-depth training and insights into how to lead misery free lives with no money, no salary for eight long years. And yes, no money would be charged for the workshops. After all, the state administrators have a reputation to live up to.
And the Bishnupriya Manipuri teachers better safeguard this reputation. For eight long years they have been trained to never ask for money. Never expect to get paid. To ban prosperity. To enjoy the sight as your children suffer the hunger. A fee charge might spoil that hard earned reputation of our beloved bunch of jokers. Apologies! State administrators.

The potential contribution of the Bishnupriya Manipuri teachers may not end with just the management graduates or the corporates. The Medical world too can milk the bleeding cows. The teachers can be subjected to state sponsored research by the world’s best scientists on unique digestive systems that can survive a decade of malnutrition. NASA can also step in and look into possibilities of sending the lucky 149 Bishnupriya Manipuri teachers up on space as an experiment to study if life in space is possible with scarce food or no food; just in case the earth faces a global food shortage in a few years as it is facing recession now. The Bishnupriya Manipuris teachers must anticipate and prepare the world to face any potential calamity fall upon it and persist for 96 long months. Perhaps even more.

It’s a privileged moral responsibility that this administration has thrust upon these Bishnupriya Manipuri teachers to teach the world a few hard lessons.

But yes, with no salaries.


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